We fought for change and became the 1st Jamaican women’s football team to sign contracts with our federation. These contracts symbolize the respect we deserve and intend to receive. For this reason, I will not participate in any matches or training until the contract is fulfilled
Left: Former Telegraph parody from Private Eye 1503, published 23 August.
Right: Former Telegraph columnist turned self-parody, 5 September.
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