Cat Food Breath (@CatFoodBreath )

Cat Food Breath



Bio I am a 17 pound Siamese cat with a sushi habit.
Location the couch
Tweets 85,9K
Followers 55,9K
Following 17,9K
Account created 28-08-2010 01:53:53
ID 183854047


Twitter Lite : I landed a perfect four-paw jump from the tall dresser on to Thing Two’s squishy parts this morning. It then woke Thing One up with its enthusiastic cheering.

Twitter Lite : Hey, tomorrow’s Friday. You know, that day when you still have to go to work and I’ll be starting my 11-day weekend on the couch. Ha ha. Ha.

Twitter Web Client : There were 2 cats looking into a bird cage. The first cat said to the second cat, “That’s not a canary. It’s green!” The second cat said, “I don’t know, maybe it’s not ripe yet!” #NationalTellAJokeDay