The DM Reporter (@DMReporter )

The DM Reporter

Bio I am not a journalist. I do not write for the Daily Mail. I do not think coffee gives you cancer. I happen to think immigration makes the world interesting.
Location Bermuda
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Account created 24-09-2010 21:37:53
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Tweetbot for iΟS : TOMORROW: This newspaper!!! On the internet!!! Hurrah the blacksites!!!

#TomorrowsPapersToday
#MailFrontPages

Tweetbot for iΟS : BREAKING: Wimbledon 2020 cancelled despite players promising to observe social distancing rules by refusing to use drop shots or sneaky net play.

Tweetbot for iΟS : ROMANCE: Ladies, find yourself someone who loves you as much as the Daily Mail loves safeguarding the reputation of Margaret Thatcher.

Tweetbot for iΟS : COMMENT (AND REPLIES) OF THE DAY: Hooray! Paranoia, conspiracy theories and the blaming of George Soros has returned to the Daily Mail comments section…!

Tweetbot for iΟS : COMMENT (AND REPLIES) OF THE DAY: Hooray! Paranoia, conspiracy theories and the blaming of George Soros has returned to the Daily Mail comments section…!

Tweetbot for iΟS : COULDN’T HAPPEN TO A NICER BLOKE: Dominic Cummings tests positive for #COVID19. As you can tell, Mail readers are as devastated by this news as the rest of us…

Tweetbot for iΟS : COMMENT OF THE DAY: What interests me the most is the assumption that in order to be BRITISH you have to be white.

Tweetbot for iΟS : FOR WHAT IT’S WORTH: I’m not sure if hiding in car parks taking long lens photos of people shopping quite qualifies as ‘essential’ either.

Tweetbot for iΟS : WHA…? The Mail does a horrendous, desperately irresponsible hit piece on Michel Barnier, literally blaming the EU negotiator for infecting Boris Johnson with #COVID19.

And something weird happened… the comments… I don’t know what is happening anymore…

Tweetbot for iΟS : BREAKING: President Donald Trump announces special new season of The Apprentice, in which US governors compete to be in his favour and win the ultimate prize - federal healthcare support for Americans dying in their states.

Tweetbot for iΟS : COMMENT OF THE DAY: “Look, I’d love to see the government help the self-employed but I’m concerned that it will entice illegal immigrants into the country. Also, I live in Texas.”

Tweetbot for iΟS : GOVERNMENT: ‘Social media users should report fake news about #COVID19 to reduce the spread of misinformation.’

THE DAILY MAIL: ‘Here’s some shit we read on Twitter that we’re repeating despite zero evidence because clicks.’

Tweetbot for iΟS : BAILOUT: Fury as socialist policies currently keeping country afloat are revealed to have been suggested earlier by the wrong person.

Tweetbot for iΟS : DAILY MAIL READERS: ‘The NHS is amazing and I will gladly applaud health workers for their efforts.’

ALSO DAILY MAIL READERS: ‘Why are unions trying to get medical students fair pay for working?’

Tweetbot for iΟS : SUPPORT: The government has finally agreed to support self-employed workers. Good news, right? WRONG. All self-employed people are scroungers or immigrants scamming the system.