Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti )

Keaton Patti



Bio Ive written for @NewYorker, @TheOnion, @ComedyCentral, @McSweeneys, @FunnyOrDie, and perform at @UCBTNY. You may remember me from the previous sentence.
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Account created 23-01-2012 20:19:35
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Twitter Web Client : EXCUSE ME!??! WHAT SORT OF PARENT WOULD SAY THAT?!?! AND WHAT KIND OF MALL IS THIS?!?! MY MALL ONLY HAS NORMAL STORES LIKE THE SUNGLASS HUT AND BANANA REPUBLIC!!! THIS COMIC IS DEPLORABLE!!!

Android : every once in a while a comedy pilot script comes along that has the power to change the world (for the people who wrote it).

please enjoy "Sequim Falls"

written by me and Keaton Patti

drive.google.com/file/d/1bhaqtd…

Twitter Web Client : WHAT?!?! I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS, BUT I CAN ONLY ASSUME ITS NEGATIVE AND NOT SOMETHING TO CALL THE WOMAN WHO GAVE YOU LIFE!!! MOTHERS SHOULD BE TREATED LIKE BEAUTIFUL GEESE!!! RESPECT THEM!!!