Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti )

Keaton Patti

Bio Ive written for @NewYorker, @TheOnion, @ComedyCentral, @McSweeneys, @FunnyOrDie, and perform at @UCBTNY. You may remember me from the previous sentence.
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Android : It's called Curb Your Enthusiasm because the main character was gonna be a talking curb but then it booked Phantom on Broadway so the network had to get that Larry David guy to fill in last minute.