Bio Despite what his business cards say, Michael is not Professor of Bear Studies at Harvard University - Harvard University ko-fi.com/sirmichael Location Waterford, Ireland Tweets 11,3K Followers 39,7K Following 1,2K Account created 12-02-2009 11:22:21 ID 20668891
Android : Patrick fenexKeto Cruise If she did, it was only because there was no-one on hand to report her to the police and ban her for life. Luckily, things have changed in church since I came to power.
TweetDeck : J Dubz Fair point. I apologise if my webposting has inadventently caused any distress to your innocence. I vow to be more careful in future and I hope you can recover from the effects of this scandalous webposting
TweetDeck : onlysome Good question. Your first step is to enrol in your local karate club. Then, after years of training, you will finally possess the necessary discipline to start becoming almost as good a citizen in your local community as I am
TweetDeck : Wilde Thingy Hmm, hadn't considered the possibility that it may be possible to take too many steps towards heaven. It's a delicate balancing act staying on the right side of the line. Terrible how even the best of men like me can be punished for their lifetime of good work in the community
TweetDeck : beth, an alien™Sarcasticsapien In response to this attack on me, I'm going to get a SECOND computer so that I can be EVEN MORE online for the rest of the day. You brought this on yourselves.
TweetDeck : Sarcasticsapien Are you serious?? The e is OBVIOUSLY the most offensive part. You're clearly not as pious a member of your local community as I am. Shameful to see you promoting smut on the timeline like this.
Twitter Web Client : Avery Heart Girl🌲 Please inform the Anywhere Any Time Br*ast Feeding League or the That's What They're For Society that they're banned from my local church. I didn't want to have to dish out such a harsh punishment but it's the only way they'll learn.