Twitter Web Client : You don’t know what you’ve got til it’s gone: Time. Freedom. A chance to speak to the greatest human of the millennia. Plus Noodle. Come back in TWO WEEKS to find out how she gets on in her mission to FREE MURDOC! Seeee ya.
Twitter Web Client : Right, apparently there’s a rumour going round I’ve been wearing Noodle’s skirts. Utter bollocks! We’re totally different sizes. You can ask her yourself, she’s online for TWO MORE HOURS.
Twitter Web Client : Quick get-well shout-out for Keith our Zumba teacher. Poor bastard put his hip out on a pelvic thrust. One of the hazards of Zumba. Hope to see you on your feet again soon, mate! #GetWellKeith
Twitter Web Client : Murdoc’s March to Freedom strides on, this week with the help of a certain style icon / lethal assassin. It’s time the master (ME) called his apprentice (NOODLE). We’re BOTH ONLINE NOW…