Bio Technically this is on the internet which means it must be true... that’s a lot of responsibility... Tweets 467 Followers 35 Following 178 Account created 04-09-2018 18:52:39 ID 1037050826668294144
Instagram : As someone who is 6ft 7in tall, I relish every opportunity to dangle my feet, especially after a #longday it’s wonderful. Enjoy the #moment it’s worth it . . . . . . . . . #tall #askabeardedwhiteguy #simplethings… instagram.com/p/B7c5AWOn-mx/…
iPhone : I always knew that there were morons in the world that took jokes seriously, but I'm surprised that some journalists do. Surely, understanding stuff is pretty fundamental to their job, isn't it? Just makes it funnier though, I guess😇
iPhone : And #rickygervais ends night w/ final brutal jab. Introducing Sandra Bullock: “Our next presenter starred in Netflix's Bird Box, a movie where people survive by acting like they don't see a thing... sort of like all of you who worked with Harvey Weinstein."
iPhone : Tonight my lady surprised me with tickets to #LWC #CrowderChristmas live! Thanks to Steven Crowder and 1/4 Black Garrett for posing for pictures! AudioWade you killed it for the closer!! So great! #MugClub #MugClubForLife!
Facebook : At the risk of sounding like a Scrooge (pre Christmas eve drug trip), Mariah Carey, all I want for Christmas is to never hear that song ever again. I have heard it 7 times this morning alone. I am done. #Christmas #ChristmasMusic #Overplayed #AskABeardedWhiteGuy