The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt )

The Volatile Mermaid

Bio Jewish American Disney Princess. @HarlanCoben once compared me to a whiskey sour without the whiskey.
Location She/Her
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Account created 28-05-2010 20:24:09
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iPhone : This year for Easter, instead of hunting for eggs outside there will be hunting for toilet paper online, and for Passover, the afikoman is a COVID-19 test and Elijah will stay the fuck at his own house.

iPhone : The reason that Republicans think Democrats would lie about the seriousness of a virus to hurt the Republican President is because if a Democrat were president that’s what Republicans would do.

iPhone : Cinderella was a mean nickname her stepmother and stepsisters gave her because they made her sleep in a dirty fireplace. Wouldn’t she have gone back to her real name once she was free?

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