sarah schauer πŸ¦‚ (@SJSchauer )

sarah schauer πŸ¦‚

Bio Copywriter for hire. Ex-Viner. Venmo: Sarah-Schauer. Watch My Newest YT Video. ⬇️
Location Los Angeles, CA
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Account created 12-02-2011 00:52:01
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iPhone : My mom rented a cabin in the woods for thanksgiving and my entire family is here plus my little sister is bringing 3 foreign exhange students who’ve never experienced Thanksgiving and considering this horror movie dynamic, we will all be killed by sunrise

iPhone : A girl drove by me while I was packing my car and she stopped, backed up, and said β€œI love your social media... do you need help?” And I said β€œno” to be nice but I really did need help. I couldn’t lift one of the boxes and I had to unpack it in the deck

iPhone : If you dm me β€œshould I get married” I will say yes, but only because everyone should get divorced. Marriage is a sham and divorced people are the only people I trust