The Phantom Columnist
iPhone : It would be nice if the papers siss we have heard x y and z as a result of which our analytical view is a or whatever.
The Phantom Columnist
Bio Aka David Hayward. Brexistentialist. Starting Creative Writing MA. 1st novel in prog. Owner of Felix. Column idea ‘Pillar Talk’ (geddit) looking for a home.
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The Phantom Columnist
iPhone : Gregor Schwayer Sounds amazing
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iPhone : Gregor Schwayer wtaf is horseradish apple sauce
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iPhone : Niamh McBurney James Felton Jim’s book is ok as well.
The Phantom Columnist
iPhone : I mean, what is the point of them? Mainly, allegedly major political stories with a half life of about 12 hours.
NB Conspicuous exceptions apply.
The Phantom Columnist
iPhone : My other hot take for this evening is to ensure a productive and happy Sunday do not read any of the Sunday newspapers.
The Phantom Columnist
iPhone : It is with truly grim anticipation that I say all ‘turn back the clock’ Brexit takes will result in blocks.
The Phantom Columnist
iPhone : Homo Voluptárius Sean Tuffy GUYS I WIN NOT CLOSE THX
The Phantom Columnist
iPhone : Clare Hoffmann That is Killing Eve S2
The Phantom Columnist
iPhone : If that meal was any better it would have beaten New Zealand. twitter.com/sime0nstylites…
The Phantom Columnist
iPhone : Ensemble shot featuring James Felton amazing book. He ain’t no chicken.
The Phantom Columnist
iPhone : Lawd Almighty!
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iPhone : HALLELUJAH!
The Phantom Columnist
iPhone : Ok have rallied. It’s all going GREAT.
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iPhone : Jenzilla I am also making French beans but there is this strange mist...
The Phantom Columnist
iPhone : Feel a bit tearful tbh.
Will throw it all away.
The Phantom Columnist
iPhone : Ok so now in the obnoxious chef glory schuss to eating paradise.
The Phantom Columnist
iPhone : Jenzilla I’ve just gone and stuck a tub of yoghurt on it.