SimpsonsQOTD (@SimpsonsQOTD )

SimpsonsQOTD

Bio Seasons 1 - 11. Run by @Southern_89.
Location Liverpool, England
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Account created 16-01-2013 11:29:21
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iPhone : "Well, somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on her *sweet can*. I grabbed her *sweet can*. Ohh, just thinking about *her can*.” pic.twitter.com/ju1hnXI8bs

iPhone : “No banging your head on the display case, please. It contains a very rare ‘Mary Worth’ in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide. Thank you.”

iPhone : “Hello. Is this Krusty The Clown?”
“Is this the callback for that porno film? Look, I was a little nervous that day, but Im all man. I can assure you!”

iPhone : “But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds! Oh, I've wasted my life.” pic.twitter.com/H1TxmTwfL4