SimpsonsQOTD (@SimpsonsQOTD )


Bio Seasons 1 - 11. Run by @Southern_89.
Location Liverpool, England
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Account created 16-01-2013 11:29:21
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iPhone : “I can’t believe how they’re dumbing down the Springfield Library. They’ve gotten rid of the English Literature section and replaced it with a ‘Make Your Own Sundae’ bar.”

iPhone : “Lisa, the whole reason we have elected officials is so we dont have to think all the time. Just like that rainforest scare a few years back. Our officials saw there was a problem and they fixed it, didnt they?”

iPhone : “Okay, folks, show’s over. Nothing to see here, show’s...oh my God, a horrible plane crash! Hey everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around. Crowd around, don’t be shy, crowd around.”

iPhone : “The ingredients were: fresh puree tomatoes, water, salt, and sodium benzoate to retard spoilage. Once again, if Im not mistaken, this can contained tomato paste!”

iPhone : *Products you could only imagine before: ‘The Foam Dome’. ‘The Jet Walker’. ‘Mr. Sugar Cube’.*

iPhone : “This malpractice committee has received a few complaints against you. Of the 160 gravest charges, the most troubling are ‘performing major operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant’.”

iPhone : “Excuse me. We wanted to see the geek who valued the happiness of his children more than money.”
“Right here.”
“Awh. You said his head was the size of a baseball.”