The Poke (@ThePoke )

The Poke

Bio time well wasted
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Account created 12-05-2010 18:23:04
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Twitter Web Client : BREAKING: More footage of Boris Johnsons incoherent speech in Northern Ireland released.
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TweetDeck : On Gordon Ramsays 53rd birthday, here he is being hilariously brutal about somebodys food. #Recap…

iPhone : The General Election is now a British version of The Hunger Games where the only person not to have stood down by 12th Dec becomes PM.

iPhone : “You said you wouldn’t get pissed and let the truth slip about Northern Ireland. What did you do?”

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TweetDeck : OTD in 1968, the Vienna Convention on Road Signs and Signals, so here are some useful new British signs. #Recap…

iPhone : It’s trying to tell you to stop throwing plastic in the sea FFS…

TweetDeck : Donald Trump tweeted about his son’s book and he was murdered with laws…

TweetDeck : This dad told police a pervert was watching his 2 sons and the unexpected plot twist is brilliant

TweetDeck : A wife complained about her lazy husband and this woman’s response went straight to DEFCON 1…