Rico Lee (@TheUnRealRico )

Rico Lee

Bio Im not a cat lady. I like fine wine and conflict free coffee. Instagram: Unrealrico
Location United States
Tweets 4,2K
Followers 506
Following 1,4K
Account created 03-07-2011 23:56:58
ID 328757565

Android : 🎶"Hakuna Matata - it means you're now an adult and will pay bills for the rest of your days"🎶

This adaptation is dark

Android : One of the coolest things about living through the 90s is watching Mike Tyson go from ear biting, face tattooed, sullen savage to zen pigeon shaman/weed farm peace advocate. I think we can all learn something about the beauty of life, redemption and loving existence from it, tbh.

Android : I just gave myself a soy enema before watching the Top Gun 2 trailer and now I still have so much testosterone leftover I can beat up all of your dads and choke out a grizzly bear with the American flag at the same time.

Twitter Web App : Just spoke to @KanyeWest about his friend A$AP Rocky’s incarceration. I will be calling the very talented Prime Minister of Sweden to see what we can do about helping A$AP Rocky. So many people would like to see this quickly resolved!

Android : Virtual reality where you get to run around as Oddjob from GoldenEye 64 in slappers only mode rage-slappin everyone that you hate in their crotchals. Give me money.

Android : OJ Simpsons tweets upset me more than Trump's tweets. Both are accused of stuff all the time. Both wrote best selling books. Both used to be partying playboys. But only one hasn't signed my knife set.

Android : "Bond needs to be more progressive and socially responsible and aware" - the thought racing thru my mind since I was a kid watching James Bond movies for non-escapism.

Android : I like to imagine that Gordon Ramsay and Guy Fieri are two brothers that were born in England but their chef father sent Guy away to the US out of some mob tied obligation when he was 4. I dont care what you think. This is MY fantasy.

Twitter Web App : I want to go back in time and show Thomas Jefferson Steve-O shooting fireworks out of his butthole. Ben would laugh. John Adams would pretend not to find it amusing. #4thofJuly