Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb )

Tiernan Douieb

Bio Stand Up Comedian. Air Breather. (And creator of @parpolbro). If you want to buy me a coffee for some reason, head to ko-fi.com/parpolbro
Location London, England
Tweets 120,0K
Followers 16,6K
Following 5,4K
Account created 22-01-2009 10:16:45
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iPhone : Good luck all getting A-Level results. Don't forget to check if you've got straight A's that they weren't marked by someone falling off a cliff. #alevelresults2018

iPhone : #MadonnaAt60 : Saga Holiday, Woollen Material Girl, Frozen, Open Your Pacemaker, You’ll See But I’ll Need My Verifocals, Vague, I’m Breathless (going up these stairs).

iPhone : Thread on Brexit, lorry drivers, Chris Grayling and no deal planning. If you think government's no deal planning is all fine and dandy, *read this*. Full story also below.

Twitter Web Client : I've just realised, is this the government's no deal Brexit prep? All we'll have are grapes that taste of all the different fruit and vegetables we won't be able to get? But British grapes aren't great. Will they use Brussel Sprouts instead?

iPhone : I feel like we need a comedy news show that parodies the news by just delivering actual news with facts and a straight face like it should be. We could call it β€˜the news’. Netflix UK & Ireland you interested? twitter.com/kelvind/status…

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Twitter Web Client : I've just eaten grapes that taste of strawberries. Seriously grapes, if you really wanna get the rankings, you'd better start tasting of ice cream or chocolate or just give the fuck up and be happy that you aren't a Horned Melon.