Luke Kornet (@bigshin32 )

Luke Kornet

Bio Catholic | Chicago Bulls | Vandy Alum
Location SSL, Ozdust Ballroom
Tweets 18,2K
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Account created 18-05-2011 03:47:22
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Twitter Web App : You said what punishment of gods are not gifts. Do you really believe that? Anderson Cooper, choking back tears, asks Stephen Colbert, as they discuss grief.

Yes, replies the comedian. Its a gift to exist and with existence comes suffering. Theres no escaping that.

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Twitter Web App : Gentlemen, if you get married and go on your honeymoon be sure to set firm limits to prevent you from making oxytocin-driven purchases. Pictured: my wife with a $44 picture from a luau (but dont worry it came with a digital copy!)

Twitter Web App : It's like if a bike and a model 3 had a child but it had to stay put

Twitter Web App : “See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don’t know how to hold the reservation and that’s really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them.”

Twitter Web App : Complete savage move by EAP here holding a skull like that in front of Bill Shakespeare. Back in my day someone crosses you like that you backhand them with a glove

Twitter Web App : The Danforth Apts Also s/o to the Dobbs Ferry Chipotle, honestly probably went there 25 times after 9:30 pm and they occasionally gave me free chips and guac #HoldatNCAA

Twitter Web App : I bid thee adieu The Danforth Apts thx 4 the prompt maintenance, the friendly staff and most importantly, the nice cabinetry. (Full disclosure: I had my fiancees (priest said Im supposed to start saying our) dog in there before, but I vacuumed really well) Great place to live!

Twitter Web App : I spent the first 1:26 of the video just thinking about how they better have it, they better have it and then at 1:27 I let out a huge Tiger fist pump twitter.com/TomCruise/stat…

Twitter Web App : Thank you to NEW YORK KNICKS for giving me my first experiences playing in the NBA. Thank you to the front office, coaches, and support staff for all their help & especially the fans for their support. A dream came true & NY gave me my first opportunity, for which I'm truly grateful!