Chelsea Nachman (@chelseanachman )

Chelsea Nachman



Bio you may quote me
Location nyc
Tweets 6,4K
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Following 895
Account created 15-04-2010 23:23:08
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iPhone : i:
⚪️ am straight
⚪️ am gay
🔘 HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS. WHEN MY MOTHER YELLS AT ME LIKE THIS IT’S BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME. I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU; WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU. HOW DARE YOU. LEARN SOMETHING FROM THI

iPhone : whenever a man tells me to smile i remember the time i got a bikini wax while on a conference call and my head detaches from my body and slowly floats into the sky like a very cute balloon

iPhone : Sara Bareilles p-l-e-a-s-e-b-r-i-n-g-i-t-b-a-c-k-i-w-i-l-l-p-a-y-y-o-u-c-a-s-h-m-o-n-e-y-d-o-n-‘-t-a-n-s-w-e-r-y-e-t-j-u-s-t-t-h-i-n-k-a-b-o-u-t-i-t-y-o-u-c-a-n-g-e-t-b-a-c-k-t-o-m-e-l-a-t-e-r-o-k-a-y-l-o-v-e-y-o-u-b-y-e-j-u-s-t-t-h-i-n-k-a-b-o-u-t-i-t-b-y-e

iPhone : there is nothing like new york in the spring

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