Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff )

Dave Itzkoff

Bio As a Jew, Im very judgmental. As a street Jew, doubly so. --Sidney Lumet
Location the holy goddam New York Times
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Account created 11-10-2009 01:11:07
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iPhone : The annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner will return to its comedy past, with 'Saturday Night Live' veteran Kenan Thompson hosting the event a year after a historian served as host. Hasan Minhaj will also entertain the crowd. Details: thr.cm/ENOzs8W

TweetDeck : "but if you watch the prequels now, forget about the hype from when they were released and don't compare them to the originals, you'll see they're just fun adventure movi-"

me:

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TweetDeck : A few weeks ago I stepped off the train in upstate NY and saw Daniel Day Lewis waiting to retrieve his wife, and he had his earring in, and she had a Stetson on, and they got into a Silverado pickup truck and drove away, and I have thought about nothing else since

iPhone : me to my 5-year-old: if you don’t get your socks, shoes and coat on *right now* you’re going to miss the bus and be late for school

5-year-old: twitter.com/jvonne78/statu…