Emily L. Hauser (@emilylhauser )

Emily L. Hauser

Bio I write - hire me! @chicagotribune @TheDailyBeast @TheWeek @TheAtlantic @haaretz etc. Librarian. Pretty geeky. Made up my mind and I wont turn around. She/her
Location outside Chicago
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Following 1,8K
Account created 18-01-2010 22:22:42
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Twitter Web Client : "What benefits?! I built this business with my own two hands!!"

Oh, I did not realize that you were in the highway construction, electrical wire, and sanitation businesses, as well!

Twitter Web Client : "Mr. Bezos, the government is a little like Amazon Prime. You reap the benefits, you gotta pay an annual fee. And that's called taxes."

Kate McKinnon's Elizabeth Warren Was the Best Part of 'SNL' Again vice.com/en_us/article/โ€ฆ via @vice

Twitter Web Client : Ramallah, the city in which Khalida Jarrar was arrested (kidnapped), isn't just a Palestinian city nominally under Palestinian control, it's the seat of the Palestinian govt.

What would Israel do if Palestinian security arrested (kidnapped) a member of Knesset in Jerusalem?

Twitter Web Client : Imagine Canada arresting AOC in Washington.
"Dozens of Israeli soldiers arrested Khalida Jarrar, a prominent Palestinian left-wing lawmaker and activist, after raiding her home in central Ramallah city in the occupied West Bank overnight on Thursday."
972mag.com/khalida-jarrarโ€ฆ

Twitter Web Client : BUT THIS IS THE POINT THERE LITERALLY WAS A BATHROOM WINDOW THROUGH WHICH SHE LITERALLY CAME

(a fan noticed a ladder & a slightly open window at McCartney's house & she climbed through the window & let her friends in & they partied & the neighbors eventually called Paul)

o_O twitter.com/emilylhauser/sโ€ฆ

Twitter Web Client : (I will admit this quote came to mind bc I was thinking of people booing the president at the World Series & a UFC bout, but I was a little uncomfortable attaching her words to crowds of mostly white people yelling at a criminal. But she is always right, regardless of context.)

Twitter Web Client : "Sometimes we are blessed with being able to choose the time, and the arena, and the manner of our revolution, but more usually we must do battle where we are standing." - Audre Lorde