icanhazdadjoke (@icanhazdadjoke )

icanhazdadjoke

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icanhazdadjoke : If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
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icanhazdadjoke : Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
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icanhazdadjoke : What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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icanhazdadjoke : Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
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icanhazdadjoke : What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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icanhazdadjoke : Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.
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