Idiot Johnson (@idiotjohnson )

Idiot Johnson

Bio Singer/songwriter sensitivo. Has own kazoogle. Also available on iTunes.
Location iPhone: 54.049812,-2.813041
Tweets 29,3K
Followers 470
Following 355
Account created 04-02-2009 19:48:28
ID 20085029

Instagram : Into the Valley of the Stonechats. Never knowingly seen one before but there were quite along here.…

Android : A genuinely haunting acappella performance of Islands In The Stream with the Sunday paperboy this morning. That lad can find notes that set off dogs in Fife. As I tell him, when his voice drops I’ll be devastated on an artistic level but delighted for him personally (he’s 23).

Android : The National's I Am Easy To Find film is absolutely beautiful and well worth 26 minutes of your undivided attention.

Android : Ian Smith It was a pre-sandwich snack on a day out but I ended not really needing the sandwich. I wouldn't say I've thought about it *constantly* ever since, but yunno, it was good. Hey! How are you? Why are you in Liverpool?

Android : I had my first Greggs vegan sausage roll on Sunday and it actually was delicious. Didn't know it had Quorn in it. It made me full and gave me a terrific sense of being trendy.…

Android : Atlantic review of Fleabag which is like a zillion times more eloquent and articulate than I ever could be.…

Android : Spent between approx 1.00am and 4.00am being awake and angry about incompetent defenders, defenders who can't control their tempers and goalkeepers who seem to think it's all a bit of a laugh.

Android : Spoiler alert: St Brides, Fleet Street, is coincidentally an answer on this week's Brain of Britain quiz. Small world. Or in my case, small brain.…

Android : I always tell young vanners: the show must go on. As a vanner it doesn’t matter if you feel a little blue, or your Alsatian has been stolen by travellers, or you have lost your Corsa in a backstreet card game, when you open the hatch, it’s showtime. Smile, and lift the spatula.

Android : Were delighted to reveal that Mike Mills short film I Am Easy To Find (starring Alicia Vikander) is available to watch now at We & our record label @4AD_official have kept the film from a paywall in hopes that youll watch and share it wide.