innocent drinks (@innocent )

innocent drinks

Bio We make healthy drinks and big mistakes. WE DO NOT MAKE CONKER MILK. PLEASE DO NOT EAT OR MILK CONKERS.
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Account created 31-03-2008 15:08:43
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iPhone : This isn't a reverse psychology thing, Simon. This is a health & safety thing, mixed with a crisis management thing, topped off with a dash of an eating humble pie thing.

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iPhone : DO NOT EAT CONKERS. DO NOT SUCK ON CONKERS. IT WILL SAVE AN AWFUL LOT OF TROUBLE IF YOU JUST DO NOT PUT CONKERS IN YOUR MOUTH FULL STOP.

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Twitter Web App : Don't ask us. We might now be the Conker Police, but we're not Yellow Snow Patrol.

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Twitter Web App : DO NOT EAT CONKERS.

If you are oven cooking your conkers to harden them ahead of a conker battle, leave them in for 90 seconds on 250°C.

If you are oven cooking your conkers with the intention of eating them then DO NOT DO THAT.

DO NOT EAT CONKERS.

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