jaykenworthy (@jaykenworthy )


Bio IN Comms Director for @sentoddyoung. Sports, politics, policy, 80s sitcoms and 90s music.
Location Indianapolis, IN
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Account created 12-07-2008 04:21:01
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iPhone : Basically the first day of the year to wear shorts.

My kids:

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TweetDeck : Joe Knepper Well, I just got a clarification email that it's not required, even though the paperwork they passed out at the meeting said it was. I think they think we'll just pay it and not ask questions.

TweetDeck : This org recieved $30k in dues in 2017 and $16k from other sources. They spent $14k. So the dues go to a savings account, apparently? 990s.foundationcenter.org/990_pdf_archiv…

TweetDeck : My son is entering 9th grade at Zionsville HS, and he's taking orchestra. At last night's parent meeting, we were required to pay dues to join ZOinc, a 501(c)(3) that is essentially a booster club. Am I nuts for thinking this is illegal?

iPhone : The number of Democrats running for president is officially bananas. It’s like the Hoosier Boys State nominating convention out there.

iPhone : Whatever the 2020 democratic candidates want to do to facebook — regulate it, break it up, drive it out in the middle of nowhere and leave it for dead — just make sure they can keep serving me Steve Harvey Family Feud videos.

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TweetDeck : I imagine hell is filling out a 1 million page form to get into heaven, and then having to go back and find the required fields that you inadvertently missed.