Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard )

Jill Gutowitz

Bio very smart writer for TV + bylines: @vulture @newyorker @time
Location LA
Tweets 21,7K
Followers 69,2K
Following 1,0K
Account created 08-12-2009 19:34:10
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iPhone : went on my dog’s late night talk show to promote my book

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Twitter Web App : the most powerful thing i've learned from adam schiff in these impeachment hearings is how to remain calm, civil, and eloquent in the face of belligerent, unreasonable assholes

iPhone : me arriving on scott borchetta and scooter braun’s social media pages with very little information and an unjustifiable amount of anger

iPhone : been keeping up with ‘watchmen’ and i’ve come to these two conclusions: 1) i have absolutely no clue what’s going on, and 2) jean smart should kill me

Twitter Web App : do i want to become a scientist, travel to remote locations to conduct research, lose myself in my life's work, and wear belted khakis like jodie foster in Contact/laura dern in Jurassic Park, or am i just gay: a memoir

Twitter Web App : me: ugh i don't have enough money to travel. i just want to go somewhere!

also me: *leaves my body every 30 minutes*

iPhone : i just want to go back to the 1990s when i had absolutely no worries, except for the interminable fear that i would die alone in quicksand