I own a cat named Bernie
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Account created 11-10-2017 02:31:58
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dont talk to me on here except for my nice friends
iPhone : Linda Lou McCall American Airlines praying for your swift recovery from this ordeal madam! 😔🙏
I own a cat named Bernie
iPhone : attorneydad Alan Gura As long as no public defenders are allowed on the bench
I own a cat named Bernie
iPhone : Jay Inslee props
I own a cat named Bernie
iPhone : Stephen Wolf Here here
I own a cat named Bernie
Twitter Web App : Raffi Melkonian As long as we staff the bench with lots of prosecutors and never, ever, ever have a filthy public defender, we should be ok
Lana Del Gay 🏳️🌈👻
Twitter Web App : They say you will eat around 23 spiders in your lifetime.
But no one is stopping you from eating more than that.
Treat yourself. You deserve it.
I own a cat named Bernie
Twitter Web App : Not that David Again #gofundme
I own a cat named Bernie
Twitter Web App : Dusty "That's a big twinkie"
I own a cat named Bernie
Twitter Web App : distracdad Don Corleone* Fettucine
*Disney just bought the Godfather franchise
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Twitter Web App : Benjamin Wittes Look, Herod was king of the Jews, and Trump isn't much more psychotic than he was, so...
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Twitter Web App : Nick Dye George Conway The White House snap
I own a cat named Bernie
Twitter Web App : #25thAmendmentNow
I own a cat named Bernie
Twitter Web App : EuroYankee is all #Bernie2020 Baby! 🇪🇺🌹🇺🇸 betcha she does tho
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Twitter Web App : jordan it is a crow
Danny Muldowney
Twitter Web App : G E N E R A L S T R I K E
I own a cat named Bernie
Twitter Web App : Jake Maccoby Nothing says tolerance like placing the definite article before a demographic designation
Elliott Downing
iPhone : KERMIT: What up, G-Money?
GROVER: Chillin' on a wall with this dude's hand up my ass, mostly.
K: Same. In fact, I think it may be the same dude.
G: That raises a number of philosophical questions.
K: Let's each think of a phrase and yell it out at the same time.
BOTH: Free will!
I own a cat named Bernie
iPhone : Michael 🏳️🌈 kim monte 🏳️🌈 WHAT IF ONE DAY HE STOPS MAYING????
