☆ lisa ☆ (@lisaNtran )

☆ lisa ☆

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iPhone : I asked one of the girls I used to babysit for if she had a Tik Tok & she said “yeah I have a Ted Talk.” Bc she thought i said Ted Talk & tHIS 10 YEAR OLD GIRL LITERALLY DID A TED TALK AND PULLED IT UP ON YOUTUBE AND SHOWED ME

iPhone : people love to walk around like they don’t have a sink full of dishes waiting for them at home. i know that plate with dried tomato sauce on it is consuming ur thoughts bro

iPhone : I’m on a billboard! Went back to visit the Bay Area so I could see it in person.
I also got to share this moment with my mom. We never really talked about my modeling and this is how I wanted to show her that I’m a model! I cried a lil

iPhone : This summer taught me that if you pull out your phone, turn on the flash, and press record... people will do just about anything in front of it lmao

Exhibit A:

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iPhone : She tried to steal my shine so I STOLE HERS 😂

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iPhone : this year i have become close to people i’ve never imagined knowing and lost people who i thought would’ve been there for me forever

fllwrs : one person followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by fllwrs.com

iPhone : Middle age white women when an employee working for minimum wage tells them their coupon’s expired

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iPhone : Me finding out Rihanna isn’t pregnant after getting myself pregnant just so we’d be pregnant at the same time

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iPhone : be consistent w ur energy cus I stay giving back what I receive, talk to me nice or don’t talk to me at all

iPhone : Excited to release my new short film We Need To Talk. Its been a month in the making and I hope you enjoy it! Click here to watch - bit.ly/wntt-film

iPhone : idc if you don’t like my car but don’t touch something i worked hard for. come tell me to my face next time and don’t rip off my license plate, visors, emblems, write all over my car and loosen my lug nuts🤣 people really low af

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iPhone : i cannot believe

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iPhone : Me pulling up with all the love and affection I have to offer

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iPhone : Nobody:

Shampoo bottle when I’m in the shower:

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iPhone : when you’re low on iron and stand up too quick

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iPhone : I will never not share this

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iPhone : when pennywise goes into the wrong sewer and ends up in mexico

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iPhone : Amazon has everything

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iPhone : I’ve changed? No, I’m just gaining confidence in myself again, allow me to break out of my shell please.

iPhone : Carti: i’m scared of getting this slime transplant

Thug: it’s ok my love, i’ll be here after your procedure

*Carti wakes up after surgery and sees a nurse*

Carti: where is Thugger? he said he’d be here

nurse: who do you think gave you the slime??

iPhone : this is how geeked i wanna be over someone 😪

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iPhone : EKALI X NITTI GRITTI

POWER

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iPhone : 💙 BITCH!

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iPhone : I miss my dad more than words could express. Missing someone that’s gone hurts on another level. I may seem strong all the time but im not. I’m far from that. I still break down a lot on the most random times ever. It sucks. So much. I wish I could just hug him and talk to him..

iPhone : kpop stans: anime is so weird
anime stans: kpop is so bad
me:

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iPhone : Happy birthday Tom Hardy now come get this cake

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iPhone : Puppy having a milkshake.

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iPhone : this literally cured my depression

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iPhone : this is how geeked i wanna be over someone 😪

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iPhone : being substance free has made me so irritable like is this considered life on easy mode or hard mode

Twitter Web App : Came out in a c section cause I’m nothing like you pussy niggas

iPhone : TIK TOK WONT LET ME POST THIS :(

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iPhone : This fucking bitch took my sister’s deposit and didn’t show up to do everyone’s hair on her wedding day. She about to get hers. The fucking audacity. twitter.com/jennaholokai/s…

iPhone : I made a friend today 🦜

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iPhone : Tanjiro: My entire body is in pain, I can’t move!

*Nezuko in trouble*

Tanjiro:

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iPhone : buddy is fed up 😂😭

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iPhone : 😂 she always forgets how to smoke. Listen to this queen 👑 😂

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iPhone : Do you remember when Kim Kardashian sent Katy Perry her brand new sunglasses and Katy got scared? 😂😂

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iPhone : Me giving an indirect training for my daughter in the future 🤣 Bretman Rock 🐢

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iPhone : i told my mom that as kids grow up, they become less happier so she asked me “why aren’t you happy?” and i said “idk that’s just life” 😰