((( MK ULTA ))) (@malkatz )

((( MK ULTA )))

Bio It was a joke. /// Contributor, @pitchjokes. Jersey girl. Intersectional feminist. Binge eater. DMs are open. Hire me.
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Account created 05-04-2009 00:36:59
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Twitter Web App : I know with the internet no food chain recipes are really a secret, but who the hell would think to research if there is soy sauce in the tuna?

So, yes, if you know someone with a soy allergy- or even if you don't- spread the word to avoid unnecessary health issues.

#jimmyjohns

Twitter Web App : Non-joke tweet

Since Jimmy John's is trending, I just wanted to give you all a heads up that their tuna salad has soy in it. This is a 'company secret' so no warnings. I have a relative with a soy allergy so I know this is potentially dangerous

#jimmyjohns #JimmyJohnsBoycott

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