iPhone : I had a bad dream last night where my six-year-old daughter got caught vandalising someone’s house, and the only thing that could calm me down when I woke up was slowly realising that I don’t have a six-year-old daughter.
iPhone : Morning traffic is particularly frustrating, because I don’t think that the other motorists truly appreciate how late to work I am because I just had a long, relaxing bath followed by a 45-minute shower.
iPhone : Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s movies always showcase his wonderfully self-deprecating sense of humour: “Oops! My arms are too huge!” “Sorry, I just broke something you own because I forgot that I’m very strong.” “That’s a funny joke you just made about me. I could easily kill you”.