Scott Van Pelt (@notthefakeSVP )

Scott Van Pelt

Bio Actor, world renowned connoisseur and professional gentleman of leisure - Mr. Whitefolks. AKA The trendsetter of Muskegon
Location Midnight Eastern
Tweets 52,2K
Followers 1,9M
Following 514
Account created 05-01-2011 21:33:47
ID 234521957

iPhone : I turned from UCLA to Aquaman and he’s flying underwater with a flare and a woman fleeing roughly a billion furious water monsters. It makes more sense than that game did.

iPhone : The grey team just remembered a man came all the way from Jacksonville in homemade daisy dukes. So they honored him with their 9th td pass of the day to retake the lead. Because - sure.

iPhone : I always forget that every Wazzu party has a scary part where the cops show up and/or someone catches the kitchen on fire