Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt )

Patton Oswalt

Bio AP Bio on NBC Thursdays at 8:30pm/7:30c ANNIHILATION streaming now on Netflix. IG: pattonoswalt
Location Los Angeles
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Account created 01-05-2010 19:00:10
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iPhone : Why is the official White House Twitter feed posting this? Are they as dumb as Trump or do they just hate him too?…

iPhone : It of the most profoundly and hilariously anti-Nazi films ever made. haven’t seen it, have you?…

iPhone : I'm #100 on this list which is 99 times higher than #1!!! There's nothing bigger than 100! I'm the best! I'm the ultimate warrior of the universe! I have no equal! I am only just below #101! Brrrrrrrrrrp!…

iPhone : ANCHOR: "How do you feel about taxing the rich?"

BERNIE: "Good! Nobody should be a billionaire!"

WARREN: "Alright! Let's fund education!"

BIDEN: "Clarence Thomas and I had this idea back in the '80s that we don't tax poors who can survive one night of being hunted by us"

iPhone : This is her. Her name is Gina. Her daughters name is Summer. The problem with our economy is she has to live in her car—while a disgraced TV host like you makes millions.…

iPhone : I believe in men. Talk to each other if you have a sec.

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iPhone : I’m seeing PARASITE Friday morning and CHAINED FOR LIFE tomorrow. Epic film-watching week. But I don’t think ANYTHING is gonna beat Jojo Rabbit. Not this year.…

iPhone : This movie. Good God. Laughed myself silly, cried my eyes out. And I’m so happy I knew ZERO about it going in. Try to see it the same way. I just watched a truly great piece of cinema. Thank you Taika Waititi. You’re MY Hitler. Wait, that came out wrong... #JojoRabbit…

iPhone : Today’s tea:

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