Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt )

Patton Oswalt

Bio Mostly a comedian unless Im acting unless Im writing unless Im doing something else look I keep busy. IG: pattonoswalt
Location Los Angeles
Tweets 45,6K
Followers 4,6M
Following 3,7K
Account created 01-05-2010 19:00:10
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iPhone : Holy shit Donald you’re such an out-of-your depth overcompensating beta asswipe and all the other beta asswipes who strut around at their suburban Cheesecake Factories pretending they’re alphas have recognized and latched onto you and are ruining America fuck you forever twitter.com/larrycharlesis…

iPhone : Oh man I remember that. I liked some of the other takes when they let us reference Sasquatch and Elektra. I think there was even one where I posit Northstar and you gave me a look like, “Oh, you don’t know?” twitter.com/chloebennet/st…

iPhone : Hundreds of Americans are facing death, joblessness and despair, but I guarantee this is the ONLY thing Donald will think of this week. twitter.com/Sky_Lee_1/stat…

iPhone : Wait, I was starting a two-week residency at Laff-holes in Reno two years ago today. Who took this picture?!?!? twitter.com/meredthsalenge…