mysterious enema (@pettyfilou )

mysterious enema

Bio p(r)etty pottymouth, pol student, @nusbsc nec, nsfw, they/them (i create and lead workshops! pls email for events) 💫✨💫✨💫
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Account created 20-09-2013 21:41:10
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iPhone : for the first time in my entire life i saw a dentist that wasn’t my mum and they were so nice to me??? is this what dental appointments are meant to be like????

iPhone : the amount of ppl who want to die on the hill of defending woody allen is absolutely bizarre. we don’t care she wasn’t his actual step daughter she was 10 when they met?????? whY DOES IT MATTER HE AND MIA FARROW NEVER MARRIED

iPhone : Me and my sister were the whale from Jonah and the Whale :/ they didn’t even have a proper nativity at my church they just flung everything in…

iPhone : I was Joseph one year but then the next year they made me the donkey to “make sure everyone got a turn at different roles”. I’ve never forgiven them since…