Random Nonsense Generator (@pimp_my_yugo )

Random Nonsense Generator

Bio ... too old, too white, too Catholic ...
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Account created 20-07-2015 16:54:16
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Android : This is tragic and it breaks my heart. Right around where my moms lives. The parents and families of these young men deserve better. twitter.com/nycityalerts/s…

Android : NEWS: WH staff is now saying Melania Trump wore the 'I really don't care' jacket because her 'Sucks to be you' jacket was being dry cleaned.

Android : When I’m president I’ll be taking applications to reinstate unfairly suspended twitter accounts.

Android : "Wanna play Dr. and patient?" I say with a mixture of seduction and mischief.
"Sure," he says. "You go put on a paper dress and wait for an hour. When I'm ready I'll come in and spend 5 minutes with you."

Android : No executive order will change the fact that a significant sector of our country just spent the last few days falling over themselves to rationalize systemic child abuse.

Android : I’m sorry I said it sounds like someone blowing across a jug every time your mom goes to cross her legs.