Danny Baker (@prodnose )

Danny Baker

Bio Prodnose: A Good Time Charlie. How Much Sharper Than A Serpents Tooth? Foulenough! Begone! dannybakerlive.com
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Account created 09-04-2011 12:24:03
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Twitter Web App : Random goal of the day:

Shaun Williams’ goal from the halfway line for Millwall against Forest from 2016.

You beauty.


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Twitter Web App : ”An abomination of a show, devoid of cultural resonance or linguistic value." (Jacob Rees Mogg) twitter.com/DBarchive/stat…

Twitter Web App : Did my usual audit of people reading paid-for newspapers during my commute into the West End. Total: Nil.

Twitter Web App : Have you stayed at your mum’s house recently and you’re last up and you have to turn off FORTY SEVEN lights and then find an actual button on the remote that just shuts the stupid telly OFF!?

Or is that just me?

Twitter Web App : Just as an antidote to elections, heres Jane and Serge on a Cotswolds road trip.

Twitter Web App : simon day Yes I know Si. All that useless beauty. Makes you think what hill of beans once revered we will leave behind. (Looks at Sony Awards...curls lip)

Twitter Web App : Derek Jacobi's pieces to camera in his Dickens documentary. Yes, I know you've seen it before. But pros need it to be refreshed regularly.

Twitter Web App : The Premier League counts someone as a viewer if you watch just 3 consecutive minutes in a 9 month season. They need to pretend it is popular. It isnt.

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Twitter Web App : Jah Wobble Oh don't get me wrong. When we got beat by Reading last Saturday I'm stomping about swearing indoors, calling them all kinds of ***** just like I was 15 again. I dread the closed season like I'd dread a curfew on music.

Twitter Web App : Jah Wobble Football is chaos, Wobs. Same team might get beat by Sheff Utd on Saturday. Probably will. So you go to the pub after the game , see a bloke you've not seen in a bit, start talking about the boxing or a sort you both knew way back. That's football.

Twitter Web App : The task on SorcerersApprentice didn't work at all tonight. Design a rollercoaster. Viewers couldn't get engaged, not enough visuals or tension, neither side did bad and pretty impossible to judge. Lord Sugar - fire your producer.

Twitter Web App : FORGOTTEN GOAL: 26 years ago today Carlton Palmer was possessed by the spirit of Lothar Matthaus at Portman Road.

As a great man once said: “What was he doing in the fucking box? Didn’t we tell him to hold the middle of the park?”

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Twitter Web App : Why its the British Gas Cookability Roadshow with Noel Edmonds. It must be the 70s!

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