TweetDeck : Never forget when Robinho disrespected Alexis Sanchez for no reason other than because he could

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TweetDeck : Alexis Sanchez made a music video to break up with his girlfriend and God has been punishing him ever since

iPhone : Quite shocked at the form of Alexis Sanchez. I think people are forgetting the calibre of player he is but he just looks completely lost out there. Continuously running nowhere and making some really poor choices in his passing. Arsenal fans will be laughing at us.

Android : Alexis Sanchez's gets paid nearly £400k a week and his greatest accomplishment is playing the piano. One of the worst signings in PL history.

iPhone : Alexis Sanchez for Barcelona:
⏱Averaged a league goal every 148 minutes.

Alexis Sanchez for Arsenal:
⏱Averaged a league goal every 161 minutes.

Alexis Sanchez for Manchester United:
⏱Averaged a league goal every 693 minutes.

Android : Goals this season

Matip: 1

Alexis Sanchez: 0

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iPhone : Alexis Sanchez for Barcelona:
⏱Averaged a league goal every 148 minutes.

Alexis Sanchez for Arsenal:
⏱Averaged a league goal every 161 minutes.

Alexis Sanchez for Manchester United:
⏱Averaged a league goal every 693 minutes.

iPhone : Never forget when Robinho disrespected Alexis Sanchez for no reason other than because he could

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iPhone : Si alguien me puede explicar mi desenfrenada atracción por los disfraces de conejita que me lo diga

Android : Cazorla y Özil fueron mucho más importantes para Asenal de lo que Alexis ha sido. Literalmente perdimos el título cuando Santi se lesionó.

Android : Last league goal:

Mata: December 23rd (2017)
Martial: January 15th
Lingard: February 25th
Alexis: March 31st

A depressingly tragic insight into Utd's shape and approach. Outside of trying to hit it long to the number 9, nothing is working.

iPhone : this is the best disney edit i’ve ever seen, i’m truly in tears