iPhone : Chris Grayling the Tory minister with the reverse Midas touch, Chris give up please, you are becoming an expensive nightmare that we cannot afford... mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

iPhone : The group of Brexiteer MPs in Theresa May's Government that are plotting against her are known as the "Pizza Club" 😂😂😂😂

Michael Gove, Andrea Leadsom, Chris Grayling, Penny Mordaunt, Liam Fox, Jeremy Hunt, Sajid Javid and Liz Truss... She really has nobody to lean on 😂

Android : Tories unwilling to provide £30 million to save British Steel - a business of strategic importance to Britain - yet happy for Chris Grayling to piss away a similar mount on non-existent ferry companies. In fact, Grayling's cock-ups have cost almost 100 times that amount (£2.6bn).

Tweetbot for iΟS : Right now, Chris Grayling is sat in a hotel restaurant in Liepzig drinking a nice red, eating some sausage and watching 'Murder She Wrote' dubbed into German.

He is utterly oblivious to all of this.

Android : Hearing rumours that Chris Grayling intended to resign from the Cabinet tonight, but actually cancelled his Netflix subscription by mistake.

iPhone : Hearing rumours that Chris Grayling intended to resign from the Cabinet tonight, but actually cancelled his Netflix subscription by mistake.

Android : Narrator: Chris Grayling was last spotted looking quizzically at a train timetable in Lichtenstein while enroute to Ljubljana. twitter.com/ShippersUnboun…