Spredfast app : Romelu Lukaku has now scored against 18 of the 20 current #PL clubs, with Cardiff and Wolves the only teams he is yet to find the net against

TweetDeck : United v Brighton:

DDG - Fergie
Young - Fergie
Lindelof - Mourinho
Bailly - Mourinho
Shaw - LVG

Pereira - Fergie (as youth)
Fred - Mourinho
Pogba - Mourinho

Mata - Moyes
Lukaku - Mourinho
Martial - LVG

Fergie: 3
Moyes: 1
LVG: 2
Mourinho: 5

Android : So now the new narrative is that Mou needs a starting 11 of his own players ONLY to win games? Okay lets try:
Grant -Mou
Bailly- Mou
Lindelof -Mou
Dalot -Mou
Matic -Mou

Mkhitaryan -Mou
Pogba -Mou
Sanchez -Mou
Fred -Mou

Lukaku -Mou
Ibrahimovic -Mou

Wow, 11 players...Lol

iPhone : Kyle cj Like I said earlier, I think Morata will do far better under Sarri. That said, you can’t say you were right either - he simply didn’t fit your system at all last season. I’m not saying Lukaku was excellent but he still scored 27 goals in all comps & clearly had a better season!

Android : Lukaku j'en ai rien à fouttre que tu arrêtes ta carrière a 27 ans pour moi tu peux même arrêter ta carrière demain la planète continura a tourné

iPhone : Lukaku with a touch thatll Brighton up your day 😊

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Android : Richarlison is only the third player to score three goals in his first two PL matches for Everton, after Brian McBride in January 2003 and Romelu Lukaku in September 2013.

TweetDeck : It looks like a hand, bro. 😂

NBA star Serge Ibaka cooks chicken feet for Romelu Lukaku in latest episode of his own YouTube series: bit.ly/2nVLI5O

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iPhone : Pogba £94m
Mkhitaryan £37m
Bailly £34m
Lukaku £76m
Matic £40m
Lindelof £31m
Alexis
Ibra
Fred £53m
Dalot £19m
So just the £384m so far twitter.com/samuelluckhurs…

iPhone : Pogba £94m
Mkhitaryan £37m
Bailly £34m
Lukaku £76m
Matic £40m
Lindelof £31m
Alexis
Ibra
Fred £53m
Dalot £19m
So just the £384m so far twitter.com/samuelluckhurs…

iPhone : The difference between Lukaku and Pogba?
Lukaku recognised a fat slimy self-important repulsive f**king leech when he saw one.