iPhone : Well gee u lie 2 us so much, and U defend a man who lies pathologically &commits crimes against humanity on the reg. These are the reasons this place did not want to serve you. When he’s in jail & u write a book about all the stuff u “couldn’t say then” I will not forget. twitter.com/presssec/statu…

Twitter Web Client : You, and you alone, have made sadness and grief a cornerstone of U.S. policy, to our nation's shame. First with DACA & now with taking children from parents, you've held lives for ransom - the acts of a heartless con man. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

iPhone : Me: “hey man, I sent u a rough draft of my album to listen to. been slaving away at these for like 6 months losing countless hours of sleep & putting my mental and physical health aside to create this thing. Hope u enjoy it” Them: *listens out loud on phone speakers* Me:

Twitter Lite : Wishes to our man of positive vibes & love #Ilayathalapathy Vijay na.. Excited to see u as #SARKAR na.. Marana Mass!! #HBDThalapathyVIJAY Anna❤️

Curious Cat : Mamatay man MC ka na? — Ikaw papatayin muna kita HAHAHAH see u sa mc curiouscat.me/reyesnicolekat…

iPhone : Why is it so hard for a man to fight for what he wants when it actually exists??? It takes a whole breakup for a man to catch sense... too late now dude!!!!! U in the 🚮

Twitter Web Client : Daily Dump: Anna Vyacheslavovna is an IG model with a last name thats too long; Polish Cup fan steals the show; Cup bro cheering for Sweden & Germany; Rob Lowe selling for $47M; Florida Man saves gator from python; Oakland U. Morgan 👇👇bustedcoverage.com/2018/06/24/ann…

iPhone : Rasta died because food is bad, one toilet for 400 people. Toilet does not flush and door does not have a lock. Service is bad. Kept showing Man U games only and all the old kakis now married already lepak rumah on weekends.

Curious Cat : I'm sorry? Hahaha — Why are u saying sorry man uy? Dali dm ka talk tayo 😂 curiouscat.me/jamerojustinee…

iPhone : Bartender: Wow u started with guiness and now your drinking corona haha
Me: yeah. Get u a man that can do both am I right
Bartender: (dosent use twitter and now its super awkward)