Manik Jindal (@theManikJindal )

Manik Jindal

Bio Engineer. Plays & Makes Games. Writes a Blog. Trying his hand at Theater. Socially Active. Politically Opinionated. Converted Vegetarian. Teetotaler. Meditates!
Location Bengaluru, India
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Account created 18-12-2011 18:21:24
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Android : Weve been ranked the No.1 Health & Fitness app on the App store! 💪🤸🤸‍♀️


Android : [at the grocery store]

me: I'll buy this pomegranite and learn how to get the seeds out

[for the next week at home]

pomegranate, mocking me: You don't know how to peel me. You don't even know how to spell me.

Android : I ordered food half an hour back - but now I realised that I got a call as soon as I was about to pay for it and now I have to wait for another 30 mins. #katGaya #bhook 😥

Android : No matter how funny it may seem, when family gathers for Thanksgiving and asks how many pounds the turkey is, DO NOT give your wife’s weight.

Android : The sign language interpreter doing the Brexit Agreement on BBC News is perfectly conveying the perplexing fuckery of this situation #Brexit #BrexitChaos

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